Okay, ahem, did anyone notice my DELIBERATE error at the end of my learn-ed discourse on the Smirking Jacket (a staple in any "whack jobs" wardrobe - Mickandbee www.yachthannah.co.uk! - still trying to catch the badger - be with you soon as - matching pair is it or one to share?). Grinning Jodhpurs are also a vital - VITAL - component for the sartorially elegant and mildly entertained. Any hoo - at the end I had written: "A crap that made me smirk blah blah blah". Now just to make this entirely clear I do not go around being amused by excrement - I just forgot a couple of "a"s and a comma.
Apologies for anyone reduced to tears by my sordid "confession" and apologies, also, to anyone who thought we could start a jobby fanzine together.