This has grown legs!!! Mentioned my previous two rhymes on facebook to see if anyone recognised them - so far not - but a dear friend, Evelyn (long suffering partner of Mrs Boxesbellows.blogspot.com - aka the Happy Snapper) just sent me this one -IT IS SO GOOD - PIN BACK YOUR LUG HOLES (well, eye lids really, I suppose):
Little Willie was a chemist,
Little Willie is no more,
'Cause what he thought was H20
(NB. Had to ask my son, Angus what H2S04 was - he says it's sulphuric Acid - urggg!!!)
Here's another couple of creepy/odd ones that came back to me:
I do not like thee Doctor Fell,
The reason why I cannot tell,
But this I know and know full well,
I do not like thee Doctor Fell!
(Why? What the hell did he do? Or did he just give off a creepy vibe?)
Lastly (for now anyway - I'm enjoying this)
Yesterday, upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there,
He wasn't there again today.
I wish that man would go away.
(googled that one - the wording isn't exacty right but darn close - and was written in1899 about a ghost).